)/A small, local town called Tierras Volcánicas. The evil landlord Fortressfano De La Vega rides in his coach through the park and sees Teddos Ramirez sitting on a bench. He exits the coach, along with a few of his followers/
Fortressfano: Greetings, senor Teddos. What are you doing in this park all alone?
Teddos: Nothing...
Fortressfano: Were you masturbating?
Teddos: No!
Fortressfano: It's ok if you were, it's nothing to be ashamed of...
Teddos: I wasn't masturbating! If you must know, I'm waiting for someone.
Fortressfano: Really? Who?
Teddos: I don't see how that's any business of yours.
Fortressfano: You're waiting for that renegade Knighto Dougalitto to accept your appology, aren't you?
/intense music/
Fortressfano: Do not be surprised. I know everything. I've heard you were trying to make a peace treaty with him, and even appologise for... bullying him.
Teddos: He didn't spread S.P.A.M!
Fortressfano: Yes, he did... He is an outlaw and a S.P.A.M.-er, and he will burn! And all on his side shall rot into oblivion! Servants, capture this man!
/Teddos lookes at the thugs approaching him and draws out his sword./
Teddos: You will never get me alive, villains!
/However, he's outnumbered and close to defeat. Fortressfano laughs in a way only evil and slightly demented characters can.
But Angelito Moderatorez hops into the scene from seemingly out of nowhere./
Angelito: Any problems here?
Fortressfano: Oh no!
Fortressfano's thugs: It's a Moderatorez! Run for your QPs!
Fortressfano: You won't always have mods to guard you, Teddos! Neither you nor Knighto Dougalitto! This isn't over yet!
/Having said that, Fortressfano gets in his coach and drives away into the mist/
Angelito: Well, I'm glad that's settled. But where is Knighto Dougalitto anyway?
Teddos: I don't know. I was waiting for him.
/Angelito glares into the falling sun/
Angelito: Do not worry... I feel he will return.
/Lady Pandorella enters the scene/
Pandorella: What happened here?
Angelito: Fortressfano De La Vega was making trouble again.
Pandorella: Hm... That one doesn't quit... I will pray to holy virgin Mary that he gives up before we are left no choice but to... silence him.
/Teddos looks at her/
Teddos: You could really do that?
Angelito: We will try to avoid that, but it is an option... You see, we the Moderatorez have certain advantages... One of them being the license to silence.
Pandorella: Come now, let us rejoice. Don't forget, tonight is the party at Pedro Alcibiadez's house... Maybe Knighto Dougalitto will show up there...
Teddos: But they don't like each other.
Angelito: Never mind. There'll be free vodka...
/Next scene, the Grand Ball chamber... Shiny stuff and famous people all over the place...
Pedro Alcibiadez, the famous Peruan artist, known for having frightening amounts of free time, was making a party and everyone was invited. Among the guests were infamous people such as Leopold "Lith" Maethorson, a member of the Moderatorez who decided to start a new life in Chicago and became one of the mob bosses over there, but still kept contacts with the other Moderatorez/
Baklavaldo: Pass me the peanuts please...
/Vokialisso is looking at the maid/
Vokialisso: Hey, Alc, who is that?
Alcibiadez: That's Kookitta Stares, the new maid...
Vokialisso: She's gorgeous...
Count de la Vlaada: That's my boy!
Vokialisso: God damn it dad could you stop listening to my conversations?
Count de la Vlaada: Vokialisso, that's no way to talk to your father!
Pandorella: Well you're not his father, you're his daddy
Count de la Vlaada: Isn't that basically the same?
Alcibiadez: Actually,
L. Maethorson: Hm... You seem pretty sharp... I'm in need of a new accountant, as skilled as possible. The IRS is all over my butt these days...
Alcibiadez: I'll pass, thanks. I have a great artistic career...
/L. Maethorson glances at him coldly/
Teddos: It's time for action...
/Having said that, he takes a bottle of vodka and opens it. Suddenly Knighto Dougalitto comes out of nowhere, runs through the front entrance and jumps towards him/
Knighto Dougalitto: Vodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
Angelito: It worked!
/Knighto Dougalitto takes the bottle and drinks its entire contents/
Teddos: Where have you been, KD?
/Knighto Dougalitto looks at him, or at least tries to, under heavy influence of vodka/
Knighto Dougalitto: I wokred on th nwe evrsion of teh setlemnt...
Angelito: Excuse me?
Teddos: He says he's been working on the new version of the Settlement.
Angelito: So you didn't leave us?
Knighto Dougalitto: Leve yuo? I wil nevre leve heors comonittu... Not utnil teh settelemnt is in te gmae!
Teddos: He says he will never leave heroes community... Not until the settlement is in the game.
Alcibiadez: Oh my God he'll stay here forever...
Knighto Dougalitto: Yu dnot konw nohting aclibiads! setlmenet wil be in the gaem!!!! adn lihces aer wya mroe srtogenst tahn vampyres!!!!!!!
Teddos: I think he says you don't know anything, that settlement will be in the game and that liches are way stronger than vampires...
Vokialisso: No they're not
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes teyh ar!
Vokialisso: No they're not!
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes teyh ar!!
Vokialisso: No they're not!!!
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes te-
L. Maethorson: It doesn't freaking matter! It's not like any of them exists!
Angelito: The most important thing now is that KD is safe from Fortressfano and his followers.
Pandorella: Wait a minute, how do we know Fortressfan isn't hiding among us? He is renowned for his masking skills...
IAmNotFortressFan: That's nonsense.
/Everyone starts looking at IAmNotFortressFan/
IAmNotFortressFan: Hi guys... Uhm... I am just another newbie and...
Angelito: Fortressfano, God damn it dude, what's your problem?
IAmNotFortressFan: So you saw through my clever disguise! Yes, I am indeed... the dreaded Fortressfano!
/intense music again/
Pandorella: Yes. We know.
Fortressfano: But you will never get me!
Pandorella: We don't have to. We can just ask the Presidente to ban you from here.
Fortressfano: You have not seen the last of me!
/Having said that (again) he ran away./
Angelito: Maniac...
Keep watching (well reading anyway) further episodes, to find out what dazzling adventures await KD and what will be Fortressfano's next evil plot, that will change HC forever...
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